Stuff that annoys me

When People Point at their wrist when they wanna know the time it's not like I point at my crotch wen i wanna know where the bathroom is 

 

People who are willing to get off their butt to look for the remote when u can just walk over to the t.v. and change the channel

 

When people say "you just want my food so you can eat" well why else would i want i don't just wanna stare at it!!

 

When people say it's always in the last place you look well obvioulsy nut job because when you find it, you don't keep looking when you find it is's the last place you look!

 

When something is "new and improved" well which is it!?!

 

When a cop pulls you over and asks "do you know how fast you were going ?" well u were the one who pulled me over you should be worried about it not me!

 

When people say life is short! life is the longest thing u ever do! what is longer than it?? nothing!

 

When people ask if they can borrow a piece of paper, sure it's just one piece of paper be sure to return the favor!!

 

When people ask "has the bus come yet?" well obviosly not or else i would be here!!