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Joey Jordison

Ever Since I first Saw Joey Jordison I've Been Madly Inlove. I Mean Look at him Joey Jordison is soooo gorgeous, I Love Him SOOOOOOOO much!

Name: Nathan Jonas Jordison (prefers Joey)
 
Birthdate: April 26, 1975 (happy 30th b-day)
 
State:Des Moines, Iowa (born and raised)
 
Height:5'3 (or 5'4 but who really cares)
 
Weight:120 lbs
 
Siblings:Is the oldest of three has 2 sister named
Kate and Anne
 
Instruments: guitar & drums (prefers guitar)
 
Favorite Type Of Food:Mexican
 
Hobbies:Music, Video games, sleeping, and sex
 
First Album: KISS "Alive"& Ozzy Osbourne "Blizzard of Ozz"
 
Number:1 He says "it works well for me it's kinda a pivitol thing for being in bands like i have to lay all the drums and guitar work. I'm always the person who has to lay something down or be the cement of the band. THats where the one thing came from."
 
Look: He's goth, with long brown hair with vivid red streaks (totaly hot with black nailpolish and a lil eye makeup)
 
Mask: white expressionless Japenese Kabuki Mask, with black eyes and lips (now painted with blood)
 
Story behind the mask is one time when he came home his mom was wearing a white Kabuki mask and scared the crap out of him!
 
First Job: Sales associate at a record retail store in Des Moines. Also he got fired from a gas station because he was scarring away customers (with a face as hot as his i find it hard to believe!)
 
Other Bands: MurderDolls (awsome but not as good as SlipKnoT)
 
Favorite Musical Band: Black Sabbath, Metallica, KISS, Slayer, Misfits, Venom, Melvins, Mike Patton, Mercyful Fate
 
LKN: Joey rips the arms and legs of his suit to help him play the drums better
 
LKN Joey Likes to wear a black hood that says Little People Kill People
 
LKN Joey has never had Sex with his Mask on,
 
LKN Joey is Good friends with Marilyn Manson (y wouldn't he be i mean C'mon!!)
 
My annaylisis of Joey is he's the type of guy that don't care what nobody thinks and just lives life cause he can, and is just looking for a good time! He's perfect perfect perfect in my opinion!
 
In SlipKnoT
 
Joey Came up with the idea of masks (they all agreed cuz they all lilke Kiss and that's where Joey got the idea)
 
He is the most talkative member of the band,
 
He Play Drums
 
Came up with the idea to call a fan a maggot ( as a term of love)
 
He came up with the tribal S symbol
 
He Wrote the chorus to Surfacing and Spit It Out
 
He wrote the lyrics to Scissors
 
He and Paul Write most of the songs
 
He is the sole original member of SlipKnoT
 
He is called SuperBall, becuase he thought they did bad at a show and was bouncing all over
 
He Mixed the self-titled album
 
Random Stuff
He drew a childlike picture of a monster with long hair and goofy features and he wrote "Corn Wallace" underneath it.
 
Injuries: He got stitches and a concusion because of a pipe Shawn, he lacerated (or wuteva the word is) his shin by pulling his drum set on top of himself, He cut his leg open while touring with-Coal Chamber and got pissed off because his technician wasn't there
 
He Likes to party
 
Black Sabbath is the heaviest Metal Band ever (at least that's what he thinks.)
 
Got his First Guitar when he was in fifth grade
Got his first Guitar when he was 5
 
His Quotes
First time i played in the band i said i i=either have to be in it or destroy it cuz they're so good.
What he says about his mask: "I didn't want it to be held down by one thing, i wanted to keep the whole thing with options open, like it can be ugly, it can be beautiful, it can be digusting, it can be all thse things. Right now it's got like weird looking scars on it an Sh**. I'm marketing it up a lot different so that it doesn't nessecarily look the same. It's cool man i just want people to get out of it what they want. 
Worst Way 2 die: "to go through life without achieving everything you ever wanted." ( iguess i won't achieve everything cuz all i really wanna do is meet ya)
Ross (robinson) is insane! Once while we were recording together he threw a planted pot at me. It exploded all over the wall and went all over my head and in my mouth it was awsome"
 
Try and Contact him @ JoeyJordison@slipknot1.com I doubt he'll eva read it though either b-cuz his box will be full & he's not suppose to be bugged about his email, no mattter how much u love him!
P.S O love him More!

Here he is i could stare at his face for hours, he he he.

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HE IS SOOOO HOTT!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
-Henry David Thoreau

Favorite Stuff

This is my favorite stuff biotch!

Favorite TV Show:SouthPark
Favorite Movie:Texas Chain Saw Maasacre
Favorite Music:Heavy Metal
Favorite Book: Cirque du Freak (which means circus of freaks in french)
Favorite Sports Team:Raiders
Favorite Food:Dunno, but i love white chocolate & carmel
People I Most Admire:Joey Jordison and anyone whose been in his presence!

SlipKnoT is da best eva!